I don’t have much to say other than thank God for the first day of school!! I changed my Facebook cover photo to reflect that feeling.
I hope all of you parents who were teetering on the brink and considering swimming the Rio Grande to take your chances in Mexico made it through. Find some happiness now before the PTA guilts you into volunteering and takes away your will to live.
Happy First Day of School. Now, go pee in peace and have an adult conversation with your liquor cabinet.